If you have found such a creature and she is not bobbed of hair, nor wont for excess in make-up or lewd attire, then you must prepare yourself for a first date.Here are a few tips to get you prepared for your first date.Use an ace bandage or knitting yarn to tie your penis back against your stomach or underneath your hiney.If you tuck instead of tie, make sure that the tip of your penis does not curl back far enough to enter the hole in your hiney where you go poopy out of - otherwise you might accidentally sodomize yourself and inadvertently become a homosexual.After all, that should be the ultimate goal of dating , right?Test Your Compatiblity Level Although it’s true that opposites attract, it’s those who have a lot of common middle ground who stay together happily ever anger. How compatible are you with your older or young date?Use the time at the restaurant to find out if your sweetheart is really saved. Make sure she knows the exact day and hour (and preferably the exact minute) she met Jesus.If you have not had a nightly emission before your date, make certain that you take extra precaution.
You are looking for a woman who knows how to cook and sew, a woman who can keep house.Head lice are very common among Christian men, especially Pentecostals.Although it is a normal and natural blessing from God to have head lice, you should certainly wash your hair before your date if only for the reason to avoid the temptation of putting your arm around the young lady while lifting to scratch your head.So discuss your ‘game plan” for life with your older or younger dating partner. It’s so important to know where each other stands on important issues, before diving into a serious relationship.Expect and Plan for Cultural Resistance Anna Nicole Smith dated and married an older geezer, and took a lot of heat for it. But the point is this: Anything outside of the “norm” will be looked at as an oddity.